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[Dead Air]. Sorry, We Were Just Out Shoveling More Megahertz Into The Transmitter. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
Broadcasting From A Big Stick On Top Of A Big Building With Red Flashing Lights So Planes Don't Hit It. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
24 Hours Of Rock Every Day. If That's Not Variety, We'll Kiss Your [Bleep]. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
Just Another Reason Why Not To Conceive In Front Of The Microwave. [Jock] Weekday Mornings On [Calls]. (03-18-24)
[Jock] on [Calls]. The Sensible Alternative To Entertainment. (03-18-24)
You're Listening To The [Show]. No Saturated Fats, No Cholesterol, No Chloroflourocarbons, No Smoking, Alcohol Free, No Artificial Flavors Or Artificial Colors. Funny How, With All That Going For Us, We're Still Bad For You! [Calls]. (03-18-24)
It's The [Jock] Show. For When You Don't Have A Phone Book Handy To Read. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
You're Listening To The [Jock] Show. Like Biscuits In The Oven, Sometimes
We Rise... Sometimes We Just Catch Fire And Burn To A Crisp. [Calls].
(03-18-24)
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You've Tuned To The [Jock] Show. Please Keep Your Arms And Legs Inside, A The Humor Could Come To An Abrupt Halt At Any Time. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
You've Tuned To The [Jock] Show. And You Thought Fax Paper Was Hard To Straighten Out. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
It's The [Jock] Show. If Comedy Were A Cat, It Would Be Covering Us With Sand About Now. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
If You Listen To The Whole Show Today -- Beginning To End -- You'll Become The First Person To Ever Do It, And That's Something You Can Brag About To Your Friends. [Calls] (03-18-24)
The [Jock] Show Now Comes With A Big-Joke-A-Minute Guarantee: We Promise For Every Single Minute Of Airtime, This Program Will Continue To Be A Big Joke. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
You're Listening To The [Jock] Show. Sure, You Can Always Change The Station. But You'd Spent A Lot Of Money On Your Radio. Do You Really Want To Wear Out The Buttons? [Calls]. (03-18-24)
You're Listening To The [Jock] Show. It's Like Sitting In A Park Full Of Pigeons. Sooner Or Later, You're Going To Need A Moist Towelette. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
Welcome To The [Jock] Show, We're Just Wasting Time Till That Really Good
Waiter Position Opens Up At Burger Boy. [Calls].
(03-18-24)
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In The Shower. In The Yard. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Baby. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
We Get The Hottest Music For Free And Pass The Savings On To You. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
As Long As Barney's Got Betty, And Fred's Got Wilma [SFX: Yabba-Dabba-Do], You've Got Us. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
Sit Up, Shut Up And Pay Attention. We're The New [Calls]! (03-18-24)
Armed, Dangerous And Off Our Medication. The New [Calls]! (03-18-24)
Blowin' The Buttons Off Your 501's. The New [Calls]! (03-18-24)
Broadcasting From High Atop A Real Big Piece Of Metal In The Middle Of The Desert (Or, On A Real Big Mountain). The New [Calls]! (05-07-96) (03-18-24)
Keep It Loud And We'll Keep It Up. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
Takes A Knockin' And Keeps On Rockin'. [Calls]. (03-18-24)
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